In Terri Kapsalis’ published work, Public Privates: Performing Gynecology from Both Ends of the Spectrum, she uncovers the real issues that come from making medical decisions and assumptions based on gender dynamics and cultural opinions of the female body.  Addressing the implications and problems associated with the work of sociologists, Henslin and Biggs, in the “Dramaturgical Desexualization,” Kapsalis criticizes their claim that the vagina is a sacred organ, and therefore must be treated as a separate entity from the woman, a site of profanity.
According to Henslin and Biggs, society treats the …

I used to truly despise the work of Georgia O’Keeffe.  I felt that her flower paintings depicted female femininity in the worst possible manner.  Oh  Georgia, how original you were – a painting of a flower that looks like a vagina.  Did she feel that the vagina simply resembled plant-like forms?  Maybe she was making a biological connection between the two, as a cunt and a flower are both reproductive forms?  Or perhaps she was implying that our pussies are ever-blooming?  Monthly periods are like pollen?
Sometimes, I like to think …

Are you in a long-distance relationship?  Do you find yourself missing your lover’s cunt?  Wouldn’t you like to have your partner’s pussy at the drop of a hat?  Well, now you can with Clone-A-Pussy!  This revolutionary molding kit allows one to create an exact rubber copy of any vagina in just a few minutes.  It’s quite similar to its male counter-part, Clone-A-Willy, a comparable kit that gives you the opportunity to mold any penis of your choice!
Like Clone-A-Willy, the Clone-A-Pussy kit comes with a specially timed molding gel, a custom …

Touch me (properly, of course) in my nether regions and I’ll get turned on.  I’ll know I’m turned on because I’ll feel  my cunt tingle, my panties soak, and my stomach turn.  Did I mention my nipples will show through my white cotton dress? Before you know it, we’ll both be aware of my overwhelming need for your hands around my ass and neck.  Our hearts beat harder, not because we’re in love (oh no, you’ll never find Scarlett in love), but because we’re sexually responding to the circumstances.
With the …

In an earlier article, Scarlett’s Survey of Vagina Names, I gave you all a little insight into the creative, and at times, offensive, language men and women use when discussing the Vagina.  I listed, reorganized, and then catalogued tons of terms for your viewing pleasure.  But after receiving emails from a few of you, I can see that I’m still missing many phrases and idioms!  I’d like to say that I’m surprised, but the truth is, all my Juliland dolls are so creative that I was unfazed by your responses.  …

About two years back, I participated in a survey at UCLA that was somewhat controversial and humorous in nature – I was asked, along with other female and male students, to come up with as many names, nicknames, and terms in the span of one hour for the vagina. I recently came across this list of madness and I categorized my findings just for my Juliland darlings.  Without further adieu, names for the one, the only, THE VAGINA…
Animal Names: beaver, squirrel, snapper, clam, butterfly, fury rabbit
Weapons/threats: snatch, teeth, jaws, penis …