As a writer for a killer porn production company like Juliland, I can easily say that I’ve seen it all.  However, when I came across the following video, I quickly held my tongue.  Have you ever wondered what the absolute worst and bizarre orgasms in history looked like?  Or perhaps the strangest “O” face?  Or have you ever been curious as to what some people say when they finally cum buckets?  Well, luckily for you, here is it: The 10 Worst Orgasms Ever Filmed.  Now, for those of you who do …

In Sorta-Communist China, Government Porns You! Or Something.
Oh China. The more I read about you, the more I realize you’re probably an interesting place to visit but not really such a nice place to live.
As you know, I’ve written about how Apple refuses to allow porn on any of their iDevices through the App Store. Despite the porn prohibition, many Chinese are complaining that there is, in fact, porn readily available for the iPad.
What kind of porn, you might ask? Anal sex scenes? Hardcore interracial foreign devil-on-damsels of the middle …

OK, I’m NOT the type to complain, criticize, or bitch about much.  I’m also not the type to worry about what other people are doing, or the type to say too much about what I’m doing.  Nevertheless, I say what I want, when I want!  So, now I’m here to say a little something about porn parodies – what is going on with porn these days?  Why all the stupid parodies?  And most importantly, are they really making money?
It might have worked a couple years ago, but the novelty has …

This week: The big V says “Yes, yes,” to contract girls (again). That Bin Laden “parody” you’ve been waiting for? It’s on. Oh, you weren’t waiting for it? ExtenZe, apparently, works. Who the fuck would have thought?
Poobahs of good taste Girls Gone Wild crowns the “Drunkest Sorority Famewhore in America” “Hottest Girl in America.”
Lars von Trier claims Kristen Dunst and Charlotte Gainsbourg are ready for their hardcore close-ups. Que the inevitable publicity grab from porn companies in three, two, one…
Navy SEALs find porn in Bin Laden’s Pakistan hideout, probably in …

This week: It’s not a public spectacle without a Vivid contract offer — and the royal wedding is no exception. Fleshlight shatters the rules of logic and logistics, sends a case of pussy imitations to a secret military unit. Someone really needed to turn on the spellcheck when they came up with the title for “Rezervoir Doggs.”
Remember that French kissing machine the Japanese came up with last week? I give you the SPERM COLLECTOR. The horror of our future robot overlords is now complete.
Now that porn stars are running amok …